Imagine a World without Liberals

August 7th, 2007 Urban Conservative

A few weeks ago, I created a profile on Myspace and posted some of my more controversial blogs there in order to gain more traffic and readership to this blog. While it’s not the most effective media channel for driving web traffic, I have had the pleasure of meeting some fellow conservative bloggers that have some really great (and hilarious) things to say.

One such blogger was a 19 year old female who goes by the name of the Bulgarian Queen. Don’t be fooled by her Shakira background on her profile; she is quite the bulldog and will eat you liberals for breakfast. She posted a similar post to the following a few weeks ago which became my inspiration for writing this. 

Now sit back, close your eyes and imagine a World without Liberals! There would be:

  • No more spineless, moronic Ron Paul Myspace bloggers that vomit out garbage about his ”real character.” Yes indeed, there are several Ron Paul supporters on Myspace.  I don’t really have anything against Ron Paul.  He is a decent individual with the exception of his statement about 9/11 coming to us and the fact that he voted against legislation to help catch online predators. Well, actually I change my mind. He is a spineless-liberal-no-balls-havin moron and his voting record explains it all.
  • No more Al Gore-worshipping-tree-hugging-animal-loving-global-warming-the-world-is-ending loonies refusing to drill for oil in Alaska because it would disturb the wildlife. ‘Nuff said about this.
  • No more Bush-bashing-Cheney-hating-troop-denigrating-cindy-sheehan-loving-ungroomed-facial-hair-having freakazoids that believe that it’s in our best interest to pull out of Iraq because war solves nothing. And these are the same people who have NEVER served a day in the US Armed Forces; yet they are suddenly experts in foreign policy. Hmmm, Sean Penn comes to mind right about now.
  • No more hypocritical-claim-to-be-Christ-loving-I-am-always-a-victim reverends like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton attacking people like Don Imus for his statements, yet are completely mute when well-known hip-hop artists promote gang violence, drug dealing and rap about bitches and hoes.
  • No more goofy-looking-menopausal-cindy-sheehan-loving-anti-war-anti-israel-terrorist-loving Hollywood types protesting just for the sake of protesting.
  • No more money-wasting-perpetrating-wealthy-ass politicians who spend hundreds of dollars on a haircut yet claim that it’s in their best interest to help the poor.
  • No more traitorous-socialist-behavior-likes-to-have-it-both-ways-flip-flopping senators that claim to be for the people by supporting unions, when in fact she (Pelosi) owns several NON UNION vineyards and restaurants all throughout California. And, who is itching to rebel against the president and slapping Americans in the face by visiting a terrorist country and having peace talks while wearing a Hijab (head scarf).

This, my friends-family-and-liberals-who-lurk-around-this-site, would be a perfect world. Then again, a world without liberals would be quite boring, as I would have nothing to write about it in this blog. I am actually glad that liberals exist and I enjoy reading their nonsense. I compare it to watching the Jerry Springer show because it reminds me that my life isn’t really all that bad.

Peace out my bretheren…oh, and long live Israel.

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33 Comments

Comment by Mariah
August 9th, 2007 7:22 am MyAvatars 0.2

ahhhhh, please don't wake me up.

Comment by Jess
August 9th, 2007 11:49 am MyAvatars 0.2

dude, you are so brainwashed and full of hate hate hate...it's people like you that make this country vulnerable.

I don;t know why the hell I come here to this stupid blog, you stupid hick. Go back to the backroads of Alabama.

Comment by Stumblethischic
August 9th, 2007 6:22 pm MyAvatars 0.2

don't agree with everything here...but it was quite entertaining.

Comment by DJ
August 10th, 2007 8:36 am MyAvatars 0.2

I can't stop laughing...
Liberalism is a mental disorder and hazardous to everyone's health.

Comment by RIGHTangelino
August 10th, 2007 7:48 pm MyAvatars 0.2

"Jess" is a typical liberal. He/she/it makes statements and offers nothing substantive to back them up. Then, he resorts to name calling. And finally, he admits how stupid he actually is by OPENLY ACKNOWLEDGING he doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

Wow...can someone actually be this dim???

Jess...when you've gained a bit of knowledge, tapped into a bit of logic, and erected a spine, I invite you to come back here and join the big boys in a real conversation.

Comment by Gravee
August 13th, 2007 1:28 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Oh man... how can I pass this up...

No more spineless, moronic Ron Paul Myspace bloggers that vomit out garbage about his ‘’real character.” Yes indeed, there are several Ron Paul supporters on Myspace. I don’t really have anything against Ron Paul. He is a decent individual with the exception of his statement about 9/11 coming to us and the fact that he voted against legislation to help catch online predators. Well, actually I change my mind. He is a spineless-liberal-no-balls-havin moron and his voting record explains it all.
spineless-liberal-no-balls-havin moron... so that would make him a liberal-conservative? Oh snap!

No more Al Gore-worshipping-tree-hugging-animal-loving-global-warming-the-world-is-ending loonies refusing to drill for oil in Alaska because it would disturb the wildlife. ‘Nuff said about this.
Yeah, why not add to this one "No more trees-that-allow-the-conservatives-to-breathe-and-foul-up-the-air-with-the-constant-stream-of-bullshit-coming-from-their-mouth." Now 'nuff said.

No more Bush-bashing-Cheney-hating-troop-denigrating-cindy-sheehan-loving-ungroomed-facial-hair-having freakazoids that believe that it’s in our best interest to pull out of Iraq because war solves nothing. And these are the same people who have NEVER served a day in the US Armed Forces; yet they are suddenly experts in foreign policy. Hmmm, Sean Penn comes to mind right about now.
Allright, you've combined too many categories into this one. Do you think that anyone who's ever served in the military praises bush and doesn't bash him? Also, Bush-bashing-Cheney-hating = Clinton-bashing-Gore-hating. Double standard much? As for Sean Penn, you know my feelings regarding Hollywood actors and their duty to NOT open their mouths on anything political.

No more hypocritical-claim-to-be-Christ-loving-I-am-always-a-victim reverends like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton attacking people like Don Imus for his statements, yet are completely mute when well-known hip-hop artists promote gang violence, drug dealing and rap about bitches and hoes.
You should do more research, my friend. Check out this FOX NEWS article: Al Sharpton's National Action Network Protests Degrading Rap Lyrics. This happened the day you posted this.

No more goofy-looking-menopausal-cindy-sheehan-loving-anti-war-anti-israel-terrorist-loving Hollywood types protesting just for the sake of protesting.
Yeah, I could do without these fools, too.

No more money-wasting-perpetrating-wealthy-ass politicians who spend hundreds of dollars on a haircut yet claim that it’s in their best interest to help the poor.
Is that worse than spending hundreds of dollars on a haircut and not giving a shit about the poor? Besides, A hair. Cut. Really? That's what you've stooped to? I can tell you're low on ammo when you start giving people shit for getting a haircut.

No more traitorous-socialist-behavior-likes-to-have-it-both-ways-flip-flopping senators that claim to be for the people by supporting unions, when in fact she (Pelosi) owns several NON UNION vineyards and restaurants all throughout California. And, who is itching to rebel against the president and slapping Americans in the face by visiting a terrorist country and having peace talks while wearing a Hijab (head scarf).
How was her wearing of the scarf a slap in Americans' faces? Oh no! She's making an effort to bring peace, that would mean no more war-mongering... She must be stopped. Our National Insecurity depends on it!

Comment by Lionheart
August 28th, 2007 1:20 am MyAvatars 0.2

I have enjoyed reading the articles on your blog. I am running a similar blog in the UK. http://neoconservativelincs.blogspot.com/ You are quite welcome to come and check it out.

Comment by Lionheart
August 28th, 2007 1:24 am MyAvatars 0.2

I have enjoyed reading the articles on your blog. I have a similar blog in the UK. http://neoconservativelincs.blogspot.com/ You are quite welcome to come and check it out.

Comment by James
September 2nd, 2007 5:17 pm MyAvatars 0.2

I find it interesting that throughout the (main) blog at no time were any actual issues discussed.
I great many people who are assumed to have some negative characteristic and are apparently worshiped by Liberals are degraded, but any actual liberal issues or ideas remain strangely absent.

Surely most conservatives would find the greatest thing about a world without liberals to be an absence of people with liberal ideas, rather than a few prominent liberals simply missing from the public discourse.
I for one would find a reduction in the range of views available in public discourse, whether conservative or liberal, to be counter-productive, but that's a personal opinion which I'm sure not everyone shares.

Comment by Urban Conservative
September 3rd, 2007 9:54 pm MyAvatars 0.2

James – of course I don’t talk about the issues. I give my opinion about the issues and at the same time offend certain types of people because I don’t believe what they believe in. And, I was only kidding about “a world without liberals”. If you read the entire post, you should have caught on to that.

Comment by Barry
September 5th, 2007 9:41 am MyAvatars 0.2

So, UC, blogging is just a way of baiting people by yelling things on-line?

I don't like people who do this, liberal OR conservative.

I'm trying to find a conservative blog that has an honest discussion of issues rather than lots of name-calling and ranting. Is there one out there? I'm a liberal, but I'd like to understand the conservative point of view.

Comment by Urban Conservative
September 5th, 2007 8:14 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Barry - i don't yell at anyone. I'm actually a very reserved individual. I just simply express my opinion about certain individuals and sometimes I get heated.

Comment by Scott Bannon
September 7th, 2007 9:23 pm MyAvatars 0.2

"I give my opinion about the issues and at the same time offend certain types of people because I don’t believe what they believe in"

...so then, just to be clear, are you saying that you do believe in attacking or offending someone simply because they share different thoughts and beliefs from you? Does that constitute acceptable behavior in your mind?

I'm not baiting with my questions, I honestly am curious because that sort of rational and behavior seems like it would fall more inline with communist thinking than it would a true conservative. To me, that'd be taking the whole "red" thing a bit too far.

Comment by Urban Conservative
September 8th, 2007 1:32 am MyAvatars 0.2

Scott - I don't attack people; I attack flawed thinking; with the exception of Rosie.

Comment by Scott Bannon
September 8th, 2007 5:32 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Okay, I think your skating the razor's edge in semantics with that, but even overlooking the word "attack", I'm still curious about the rest of my questions.

Is it acceptable behavior in your mind to offend others simply because they have differing thoughts and beliefs from your own?

Comment by Urban Conservative
September 10th, 2007 6:42 am MyAvatars 0.2

Scott - if your idea is offending someone because I “attack” others’ point of view on MY blog, then yes it is acceptable in my mind. Do I assemble in the public and protest for the sake of protesting? No. Do I hold up signs that say “We support our Military only when they kill their own officers?” or “Israel and Bush are terrorists? No.

I simply have an opinion that I share in my blog. I am not forcing anyone to read it. Am I extreme at times? Perhaps, but if you read my posts thoroughly, you should be able to notice that I am joking around half the time.

Lighten up.

Comment by Scott Bannon
September 10th, 2007 11:36 am MyAvatars 0.2

UC, there's nothing to lighten up about, I stumbled upon your posting and was honestly curious of what I asked after reading it.

Don't you get that you're not just attacking a point of view though, when you word it in such a way that you're actually passing judgment on--and belittling--those who hold that point of view.

Lets say an Atheist says or publishes the statement: "I don't believe in a Supreme Being of any kind because I can not find physical evidence to suggest one exists". That's an acceptable declaration, and while 95% of the world might disagree with it, the way it was presented allows them to respectfully disagree, which can lead to civil and meaningful follow up discussions between the two sides further on.

However, if that same Atheist says or publishes this: "If you believe in God you may as well keep believing in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, because you're living in a fantasy world", it's a whole different story then. There's no way to respectfully disagree with this clown now, he's put 95% of the world on the defensive because he didn't state his position, he belittled and passed judgment on theirs.

I'm always looking for blogs to add to my regular reading list, from all sides, and that's why I took the time to comment, ask questions, and see where you were really coming from on this.

Comment by Sasha Seagal
November 19th, 2007 4:23 pm MyAvatars 0.2

This is a great blog! Much support to you! :)

Comment by Urban Conservative
November 19th, 2007 8:41 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Sasha - thanks for the comment. I went to your blog too! THanks for adding me to your blogroll. I will definitely return the favor.

- Ucon

Comment by Jinxupernature
December 30th, 2007 6:31 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Wearing a headscarf is a sign of respect. Would you consider a Frenchman wearing a beret while visiting the United States an insult to his fellow Frenchmen back home?

Comment by Urban Conservative
January 1st, 2008 7:34 pm MyAvatars 0.2

@ Jinxupernature

And, if you don't wear one, you will be beheaded! So much for respect.

Comment by Curtis Sulaski
January 29th, 2008 2:03 am MyAvatars 0.2

GOD Bless you!!! What a fantastic page. I am honored of receiving you as a fan!

Curtis

Comment by Victoria
January 29th, 2008 5:29 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Hey i read you're blog.
It's interesting.

But you seem really heated up.

Not all liberal people are annoying or hypocrites.
Just like not all conservatives are hateful and uptight.

i don't know what i am and i guess a lean to each side.

i just wanted to see how conservative people think.
a lot of you seem irritated or angry.

and a lot of liberals complain and don't take action.

there's nothing wrong with thinking differently.

IMAGINE IF WE WERE ALL THE SAME.

how boring.

Comment by Urban Conservative
January 29th, 2008 8:10 pm MyAvatars 0.2

@ Victoria

lol, I realize that I was stereotyping. It was all in good fun. I do get irritated quite often...but rarely am I angry! : )

Comment by ecdistributions
February 29th, 2008 6:15 pm MyAvatars 0.2

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Comment by Russ Schmieder
March 13th, 2008 5:49 pm MyAvatars 0.2

I typed 'conservative blogs' in google and landed here.

Are there any real conservative blogs, ones where they actually tallk about issues? All I can find are these Fox-news-redicule-liberals-for-a-laugh-Rush-style-entertainment blogs.

If so, please tell me where.

Comment by Urban Conservative
March 13th, 2008 8:26 pm MyAvatars 0.2

Russ Schmieder - we do talk about the issues here. This was just another rant of mine.

Comment by 泰拳
April 3rd, 2008 6:47 pm MyAvatars 0.2

This is a great blog! Much support to you!!!

Comment by HOBOBOH
May 3rd, 2008 2:59 am MyAvatars 0.2

A world without liberals is like an Oak tree without acorns (nuts). What would we Squirrels do with ourselves? Which peer group would we then feed upon? We need our nutty friends with their nutty ideas. They make us realize that there are others out there (echo) who are just bonkers and need our help. Whom could we explain basic economics to if not the liberals? I mean everyone else GETS it! It would be like a teacher with no students. Anarchy!!
So, if the world had no liberals, it would be a sorry place indeed. Luckily this will never happen! The United States Publik Skool system does a fine job of keeping our youth completely in the dark about how the world actually works. We'd have a new crop of uninformed in no time. Thank goodness for that. I'll be back later, I have to go feed my starving squirrels.

Out.

Comment by Liberals Suck
May 20th, 2008 5:49 am MyAvatars 0.2

Those four fachist liberal judges on the Left Coast committed treason by casting aside the votes of millions of Americans whom clearly voted NO on the issue of gay marriage. Somehow our society is being hijacked, socially engineered, by the 2% perverted left wing fifth column. First attack against them: Drop your telephone and cable service. Only use the corporate computer or what the library offers to the public for free. Stop buying left wing press newspapers. Boycott all DVD's, video, music and movie purchases. Don't go to the cinema. Period. Then, if you are really strong - don't buy soda and beer. Bag your lunches.

Comment by HOBOBOH
May 20th, 2008 6:09 am MyAvatars 0.2

Gee that sounds like a reasonable response. That'll stop those nasty judges. Hey, why shouldn't gay ppl be as miserable as the rest of us? LOL.

Honestly it's really about .. psst .. the MONEY (shh, not so loud). Always follow the money. In this case it's about the insurance companies and the profit line.

On the other hand, yes, the courts don't seem to get it. I'm hoping the gay community (where's that place?) will recognize that the abortion trail is not one to hop down. The state legislatures were getting abortion done anyways and probably would be everywhere as it is now, but the PPL would have decided. So yes, it's right to be a little indignant at the courts (california in this case), but I'm still gonna buy some DVD's. Gotta have that Al Gore's "An Inconvenient ruth": he's so smart.

out.

Comment by Met Patterson
June 30th, 2008 5:24 am MyAvatars 0.2

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There are no possible words to express this video and its spiritual impact which I have just experienced .
Chills are still racing through my body several hours later.
The only way for a christian to express something like this is to say these words within a spirit of prayer.
OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!
This is the closest thing to witnessing the opening of the red sea or watching 911 happen from one block away. This is more than realism!
When you watch this video be sure to shut off every distraction you might have turning off your cell phones and locking all of your doors so that you can fully comprehend each important detail while watching this video.
You do not want to have to watch this a second or third time to pick up any missing parts by watching this later because of distractions or it may lose its impact value.
My friend advised me that the first part of the video is a little bit slow because you do not realize what all of the clues are leading you up to. There are four short videos in part 1,2,3,4. Maybe about nine minutes or so.
Do not skip any of the four segments or you may forget the clues first given and later forget their applications in videos 2,3,4.
Take my advice....You are about to be blown out of your spiritual mind!!!!! click on "Bible prophecies of 911"..... http://www.eternaltruth.net

Comment by Reaper
June 30th, 2008 6:51 am MyAvatars 0.2

"please stop your life for a moment "

Wait, what?

Also, please post the youtube link if you wish people to watch it. I, for one, have no interest in downloading or even viewing media from an unfamiliar web site.

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