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April 04, 2023

10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

Posted in: Liberalism

I am probably going to get a lot of flack for this but I thought I would have a little fun anyway, generalize a bit and quite possibly offend some of the liberals that read this blog; some of which are my friends and others, well…you know. The following ten tips are not true for all liberals of course, just some quick observations I have made throughout the 30 or so years of my life.  Oh, and feel free to include your ‘top ten’ list for conservatives too, if you dare.

  • They are driving a Prius or other trend-hybrid vehicle to satisfy their eco-snobbery
  • Their car has multiple stickers on the back; namely, “Bush Lied and People Died” or something about “faith based missile defense systems”
  • They are wearing a shirt with a “peace” sign; probably with several psychedelic colors and objects. Perhaps a Bob Dylan and/or Beetles shirt too.
  • They have long, un groomed facial hair and they get emotionally bent out of shape when someone brings up President Bush
  • Attend a Cindy Sheehan rally and you’ll be surrounded by them; most likely holding up anti-Israel signs and comparing the Bush Administration to Adolph Hitler
  • Most likely employed by local, state, or federal governments that perform menial tasks
  • They are wearing a tie dye shirt, a fanny pack, Birkenstocks most likely walking around an art & wine festival.
  • Go to the Al Gore movie “Inconvenient Truth” and look around. Most likely you will be sitting right next to one.
  • Most everyone in Portland; especially if they riding a bike or playing a musical instrument on the sidewalk, have several facial piercings and often shooting their mouths off about something ridiculous
  • College Professors at Harvard, Columbia, and Berkeley who believe the US government is responsible for 9/11; YES, they are out there.

This list is by no means comprehensive. Please add to it as you see fit.  Oh, and please spare the hateful comments. For the most part I am just joking and having a little fun; stop being so damn emotional.

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