Warning: Alright peoples,  I’m about to go postal in this post so if you are an overly-emotional liberal, stop reading — put on your Birkenstocks and take a walk – or sit your lazy a#@ down and go watch the View. If you can handle the truth, keep reading.  So, I am browsing the internet the other night and I came across this ridiculous Google Ad that said something along the lines of “a book about brainwashing your kids to think like Democrats…â€? so I thought it would be a good idea to click on it and see what the hell this was all about. I was amazed at what I found.

It was a website promoting a children’s book titled “Why My Mommy is Democratâ€? by Jeremy Zilber. The website itself looks as if it was built in the 1980s so at first I thought it was some kind of joke; I was wrong. This guy is actually trying to sell this book.  Probably not on the New York Times Best Seller list, I was still amazed at the effort that Jeremy put into this book being that it is a self-funded project (of course like all democrats — asking for NON-Tax deductible donations); and even hiring a local artist to do the illustration.

I really can’t believe that Jeremy thinks it’s a good idea to brainwash our beloved children to all think one way.  As children and young adults, aren’t we spoon fed liberalism enough throughout the public school system and college?

Jeremy – do you really think that everyone on this planet should think exactly the same as you do? As a nation, would we really be better off?

Jeremy – do you really think it’s healthy to teach our children about political affiliations at such a young age with an “us versus them� mentality?

Jeremy – do you agree with everything the democrats say or do? 

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a complete moron!

For those of you who are still reading, here are some excerpts from his book with my rebuttals after each:

“Democrats make sure we all share our toys just like mommy does�

Hmm…sounds more like a socialist than a democrat if there really is a difference. Sure Jeremy, let’s share the wealth too!! We can replicate the fine living standards of those in Cuba where everyone, whether Doctor or street cleaner, get one chicken and ten dollars a month.  Maybe we can also share our nuclear secrets with Iran and North Korea too. I am sure they will accept those with open arms.  And hey, let’s share our country too! We don’t need borders; let’s just leave it open for everyone to come and go as they please and we can all live in one peaceful utopian society. 

“Democrats always make sure that we are safe, just like mommy does�

Jeremy, what planet do you live on? Did you feel safer when Clinton was in office? I don’t see how being that there were more terrorist attacks in the US and on US interests than in ANY other administration.  While I am no republican and I am very critical of Bush, I can say that we have not been hit even ONCE since 9/11.

I encourage you all to check out his website and even buy the book. You can always cross out the words or put them in a different order like:

• “Democrats never make sure that we are safe, but my conservative daddy does. He has a shotgun in case anyone tries to break in and hurt usâ€?. 
• “Democrats love the concept of sharing until it gets up close and personal, but my mommy and daddy always share with meâ€?
• “Democrats support organizations like NAMBLA even though they want to have sex with kids my age; but I sure do feel safe with my mommy and daddy, they would never hurt meâ€?
• “Democrats love to stand on the street corners and protest; but my mommy and daddy have jobs and work hard every dayâ€?
• “Democrats hate Christians and want God completely out of the public; but my mommy and daddy love God more than anythingâ€?

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