Book Review: Why my mommy is a democrat

May 27th, 2007

Warning: Alright peoples,  I’m about to go postal in this post so if you are an overly-emotional liberal, stop reading put on your Birkenstocks and take a walk – or sit your lazy a#@ down and go watch the View. If you can handle the truth, keep reading.  So, I am browsing the internet the other night and I came across this ridiculous Google Ad that said something along the lines of “a book about brainwashing your kids to think like Democrats…” so I thought it would be a good idea to click on it and see what the hell this was all about. I was amazed at what I found.

It was a website promoting a children’s book titled “Why My Mommy is Democrat” by Jeremy Zilber. The website itself looks as if it was built in the 1980s so at first I thought it was some kind of joke; I was wrong. This guy is actually trying to sell this book.  Probably not on the New York Times Best Seller list, I was still amazed at the effort that Jeremy put into this book being that it is a self-funded project (of course like all democrats asking for NON-Tax deductible donations); and even hiring a local artist to do the illustration.

I really can’t believe that Jeremy thinks it’s a good idea to brainwash our beloved children to all think one way.  As children and young adults, aren’t we spoon fed liberalism enough throughout the public school system and college?

Jeremy – do you really think that everyone on this planet should think exactly the same as you do? As a nation, would we really be better off?

Jeremy – do you really think it’s healthy to teach our children about political affiliations at such a young age with an “us versus them” mentality?

Jeremy – do you agree with everything the democrats say or do? 

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a complete moron!

For those of you who are still reading, here are some excerpts from his book with my rebuttals after each:

“Democrats make sure we all share our toys just like mommy does”

Hmm…sounds more like a socialist than a democrat if there really is a difference. Sure Jeremy, let’s share the wealth too!! We can replicate the fine living standards of those in Cuba where everyone, whether Doctor or street cleaner, get one chicken and ten dollars a month.  Maybe we can also share our nuclear secrets with Iran and North Korea too. I am sure they will accept those with open arms.  And hey, let’s share our country too! We don’t need borders; let’s just leave it open for everyone to come and go as they please and we can all live in one peaceful utopian society. 

“Democrats always make sure that we are safe, just like mommy does”

Jeremy, what planet do you live on? Did you feel safer when Clinton was in office? I don’t see how being that there were more terrorist attacks in the US and on US interests than in ANY other administration.  While I am no republican and I am very critical of Bush, I can say that we have not been hit even ONCE since 9/11.

I encourage you all to check out his website and even buy the book. You can always cross out the words or put them in a different order like:

  • “Democrats never make sure that we are safe, but my conservative daddy does. He has a shotgun in case anyone tries to break in and hurt us”. 
  • “Democrats love the concept of sharing until it gets up close and personal, but my mommy and daddy always share with me”
  • “Democrats support organizations like NAMBLA even though they want to have sex with kids my age; but I sure do feel safe with my mommy and daddy, they would never hurt me”
  • “Democrats love to stand on the street corners and protest; but my mommy and daddy have jobs and work hard every day”
  • “Democrats hate Christians and want God completely out of the public; but my mommy and daddy love God more than anything”

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14 Responses to Book Review: Why my mommy is a democrat

  1. Kalison Cook Says:

    lol..good review. The guy's website is horrible. How does he expect to sell any books with a website that looks like it was built in the 80s.

    Great rebuttals too! I just might have to copyright a book called "why my mommy hates democrats"!!!

    Peace out homie!

  2. Marlia Says:

    Urban Conservative - once again, your posts had me cracking up!! Your words are so true man!!

  3. joe Says:

    Why are you advertising this guy's site? He just might sell book number 3....hahaha.

  4. zues Says:

    dude, old news. this book was written a few years ago.

  5. mike Says:

    lol @ "not been hit ONCE since 9/11" - yeah really, and bush deserves credit for that... for your information - you've not been hit between 1941 and 2001, so what's this paranoia all about?

  6. joe Says:

    mike - you make no sense man. Elaborate!

  7. no_dice Says:

    If this country keeps going like it is well look what happend to the great empire of the romans when there senate broke up the country has no forthsight in to the future. open our boarders and fight the political war. people with there head up were the sun dont shine. figure it out we need the oil have you thought of th implications of 5$ 6$ A GALLON of gas this country is what is get used to it!!

  8. Cass Says:

    I can not believe that is a real book. That's just...surreal.

  9. Mat Says:

    Hey, i really like your site, just wondering if you would link exchange with me.
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  10. Matt Says:

    hey Mike, so the bombing of the WTC in 93 doesn't count? What about the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000? Lots more here.
    http://techystuff.info/?p=25

  11. Nicole Says:

    What really amuses me about this book is the page on education. Democrats want to lower the interest rate on student loans for students on a "need" (read poor) basis only. Conservatives want to stop tuition from rising for EVERYONE. Why should my parents be punished because they work hard?

  12. Urban Conservative Says:

    nicole - great post and I agree with you 100 percent. What pisses me off even more is that this character is trying to brainwash children at such an early age. If it were up to him, we would all be democrats and live in peace and harmony along side Bin Laden and Ahmadinejad; and we would all be making $100 a month whether doctor or waiter...and have free healthcare.

    I actually love the fact that there are people with differences in political opinion..otherwise, I wouldn't have anything to write about.

  13. Shey Says:

    hilarious, awesome review!

  14. Urban Conservative Says:

    Hey Shey...thank you for the comment. Glad you liked it.

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